Look at what I found on Etsy today…Your Own Personal Cheering Section! Do you ever feel like you don’t get enough credit for being so awesome? Do you feel like people should burst into rousing cheers just at the mere sight of you? Are you completely self centered and think the world revolves strictly around you? Do you have no friends? If you answered yes to any of those, then you need this fine piece of art work for your home.
It costs $22.00, and there’s only one in stock…but fear not attention seeker…she can make one just for you! Yes, just for YOU…because you wouldn’t want one that was premade for just anybody, would you? Of course you wouldn’t…because it’s really all about you 24-7.
According to the seller:
You are a Talent! Just take a look at all the people who paid to see you!!
This is a Late Night Audience, bigger crowd, MORE PEOPLE, painting. Bigger Crowd, this is your own cheering section, greeting you each day!
Her artistic prowess is top-notch, isn’t it? Getting those blob faces right has got to take serious precision on her part.
I can only hope you can hear the cheering over the sound of your sheer amazingness every time you look at this.
Your Own Personal Cheering Section…That’s Shitsy!