Look at what I found on Pinterest today…an idea for New Year’s Eve Table Settings made with dollar store clocks. I do not like this at all. First of all, this would have to be done at the most calm NYE party ever. Most people get stinking drunk on NYE. How are a bunch of your drunk friends going to be able to balance their plates on a clock when they eat? It’s not going to work out. Plates are going to slide around and that nice white tablecloth is going to be all stained up about 5 minutes into the meal. Plus dollar store clocks tick loudly. Who wants to listen to “tick…tick…tick” the entire time they’re eating? You know they would all tick at different times…”tickticktick”. NO! If I was there, I would be staring at the clock trying to figure out how much longer I have to sit there before I can ditch and go somewhere that people are actually having fun. What does the hostess do with all of these clocks when dinner is over? Give them to her guests as parting gifts? Me no likey.
New Year’s Eve Table Settings with Dollar Store clocks…I dub thee Unpinteresting!