Look at what I found on Pinterest today…A Bra Planter! OMFG! I cannot even begin to tell you how many times people have actually repinned this under “Gardening”, “Home Decor” and “For the Yard”. Yes, there are actually people who think this is a good idea.
One of the pins even includes the directions:
Spray painted bra hanging planter. Fabric sewn to the bottom, layered with chicken wire, soil and flowers. Fun and sassy!
SASSY?!? No, that is flat out Whiskey Tango!
First of all, there is no reason to upcycle your bra! When it gets all stretched out, THROW IT THE HELL OUT! I am racking my brain trying to figure out what would even possess someone to come up with this. I’ve got nothing. Here’s a thought…splurge a little on some pots that can hang on a fence people…anything but this!
Secondly, look at that stained up piece of shit! I’m hoping it got stained from watering the plants after the poor choice of upcycling, and not before. How can anyone think this is a good look in their yard? Imagine going to someone’s house for a BBQ and seeing that? What would you even say?!? “Hey, I like the way your old bra color coordinates with your flowers?” Can you imagine the looks on the faces of the other moms when they come over to pick their child up from a play date? Those play dates would come to a screeching halt at the sight of that.
I cannot believe the comments people have written under some of them either:
* “The bigger, the better with a bra planter!”
* “Not if you wear an A cup! Two measly pansies!”
* “Your cup runneth over!”
* “Give your plants “a lift” with a bra planter!”
* “Tacky, maybe. Do I like it? Hell yes!”
What a pack of assholes! That is such a bad idea that I am almost at a loss for words. This just may be the worst idea I have ever seen on Pinterest!
The Bra Planter…I dub thee Unpinteresting and then some!