Look at what I found on Etsy today…a Perler Bead Portrait of Samuel L. Jackson! Who does not love this guy? He has some of the all-time best lines ever uttered in movies…however, I don’t think I’d want this hanging on a wall somewhere in my house.
The only thing I can come up with is displaying it and then repeating some of his famous lines at it, like:
*”Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherf*cker.” (Pulp Fiction)
*”Just ’cause you pour syrup on something doesn’t make it pancakes!” (Juice)
*”AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf*cker in the room, accept no substitutes.” (Jackie Brown)
*”Whoa. Y’all take a chill. You got to cool that shit off. And that’s the double-truth, Ruth. (Do The Right Thing)
*”Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don’t f*ck with me or I’ll shove a lightning bolt up your ass!” (Die Hard with a Vengeance)
*”Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane!” (Snakes on a Plane)
or my all-time personal favorite…
*”You know me. It’s my duty to please that booty!” (Shaft)
Now if the seller was smart, he would hook some sort of audio device up to it where you could press a button and hear him spout those great lines. See, now that might make this guy some extra moolah. (Once again, the sellers should just hire me as an idea girl. Clearly they never think things all the way through.)
Upon staring at it, I’m guessing to get the full effect of its awesomeness, you’d have to stand back a few feet to see it in actual focus…unless you’re into blurry Samuel L. Jackson. Who am I to judge your viewing preferences? To each his own.
I do have to give the seller bonus points for the way he introduces it on his site:
GOOD mother f*ing choice, mother f*er! Samuel measures 11″ x 11″ and is made from 3,364 meticulously placed plastic fuse beads.
Man, that’s a lot of beads to be placing meticulously, huh? I have no doubt the creator was dropping F-Bombs like a champion while trying to place those beads just right. Samuel would totally approve of that part, I bet!
If you’d like to have beaded Samuel in your home, it’ll cost you a cool $50.00, and there’s only one in stock, so if you want it, you better hurry the hell up! You never know who else may want this masterpiece besides you!
Perler Bead Portrait of Samuel L. Jackson…That’s Shitsy, motherf*cker! (Sorry…that’s just the effect Samuel has on people, even when he’s beaded!)