Look at what I found on Pinterest today…Teddy Bear Toast. Aw, isn’t that cute? If you are a parent, you likely have done something similar to this at some point in order to get your child to eat breakfast. It’s not the Teddy Bear toast I take issue with…but rather the fact that the person gives you the whopping six ingredients needed to make this…and then gives you a link to the recipe in case you couldn’t possibly figure out how on earth to get your kid’s toast to look like this. For the love of God, if you can’t figure out how to recreate this, perhaps you should not be able to reproduce. It’s not exactly rocket science! I’m sure your child will have a nuclear meltdown if you don’t mix the sprinkle of cinnamon and sugar just right…or, GASP, leave it out altogether. Someone might call Child Protective Services if you get that part wrong…or dare leave a banana ear askew. By the way, those bananas look pretty damn perfect, so I think the amazing banana slicer may have been used!
Teddy Bear Toast… although it’s cute, the fact that steps to a recipe are actually included here causes me to dub thee Unpinteresting.