Look at what I found on Etsy today…The Rude Little Black Book!
Do you have an “angry” friend who you’re trying to find the perfect gift for this Christmas? C’mon…you know you do! We all do! Maybe you’re actually the “angry” friend. (It’s OK. We all have our moments!) Well, I have found the perfect gift for that surly person in your life…this great little book!
Here’s what the seller has to say about it:
The HANDBOUND ORIGINAL “Rude Little Black Book”
Who wouldn’t want one?
THE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING.
This handy RUDE little black book will fit right in your pocket or purse ( approx. 5″ X 3.5″). It’s a useful, non-violent alternative to mayhem. This handmade pocket sized wonder is the
perfect place to journal away all your frustrations into laughter.
The RUDE book has a soft buckrum cover hot stamped with gold lettering and 20 plus pages of good quality unlined paper sewn in by hand.
Use it yourself or give them as unusual gifts .
Order lots of these, you can never have enough.
If you need more room, order the RUDE BIG BLACK BOOK, hardbound version.
It retails for a mere $9.99 plus $2.50 shipping costs.
Normally I find things on Etsy and call them Shitsy, but not today. This is pretty funny…and much more economical than bailing your friend (or yourself) out of jail when the mood to punch someone in the face strikes. Although, I do advise that if you give this as a gift, you tell your “angry” friend that this gift automatically gives you immunity from any future face punching incidents. It’s only fair.
…And have yourself an angry little Christmas nowwwww.