Look at what I found on Etsy today…You Suck at Parking Cards! Now, I tend to call things I find on Etsy, “Shitsy”, but I’m not going to do that here. I got a chuckle out of this product.
That being said, would I buy this? No. While I can appreciate the premise, when some jackass parks so close to me that I have to become a contortionist to get into my car, I really prefer to fire off my very own curse-laden salvo on whatever scrap piece of paper or receipt I have in my car. I’ve placed my own little versions on said jackass’s cars over the years that likely made their eyes hurt. The above cards are just way too nice for me! When I’m enraged, I need to let it fly!
However, if you are nicer than I am, and would like to purchase a set of 20 for $3.99, (not a bad deal at all) then head on over to Etsy and place your order.
You Suck at Parking Cards…You’re not Shitsy…but you’re a little too nice for me.