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No More Panty Lines


Cyber Monday Alert for the ladies…Strapless panties.  (Yeah, that’s a new one by me too!)

Apparently it sticks to your lady parts via adhesive, so you don’t have unsightly panty lines, noticeable swamp ass, or the dreaded whale tail.

I’m just going to let you read a review before I post my own thoughts on this…

Basically, the Shibue Strapless Panty was really easy to put on. You stick on the front, and then the back. I have really sensitive skin, so I was worried the adhesive would bother it, but it never did. The panty ended up being quite comfortable. I was also worried that going to the bathroom would be a pain, but it was very easy to get the panty off and back on again. I was quite surprised with how well it actually worked. However, it seemed to start to not re-apply well when doing anything that caused a good amount of sweating, so I wouldn’t recommend them for any really active activity where you’re going to be sweating a lot. You can get it to re-apply in that case, by drying off the area first, but if you’re going to be continually sweating, it can be a bit of a hassle.

Overall, I think the Shibue Couture Strapless Panty is a great alternative for women who don’t want panty lines, or would otherwise go without panties altogether. It’s really easy to use, and re-usable, and is great for any occasion where panty lines are an issue.

Now…a few things here…

#1. I don’t care what this lady says…adhesive stuck to your lady parts cannot be all that comfortable….and I have a hard time believing it peels off as gently and easily as advertised.

#2.  It’s washable and reusable? How the heck is there any adhesive left once you wash it? Is the adhesive actually velcro-like? Now that really can’t be comfortable!

#3.  If you get sweaty, it doesn’t work as well. OK,  sweatiness is a no go, but you can wash it and it still works? Huh?

Here’s my take…either put on a thong or go commando. Either of those has to be better than this.

I don’t know about the rest of you ladies, but I’m not really down with this.

However, if this is something you’re interested in because you would like adhesive stuck to your lady parts, then by all means head over to Shibue and order yours for $15…or you can head over to Amazon and get a whole big multi-pack that also includes pasties for between $30-$150.

Shibue Strapless Panties…I just can’t bring myself to call you an Internet Score.


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The Boyfriend Pillow


Welcome to my 100th post!!! I’m pretty excited to say that, and feel that I have found something special to commemorate it: The Boyfriend Pillow!

Do you have that super needy friend who always says “Sigh…I wish I had a boyfriend to snuggle with! I feel so lonely since I broke up with (insert whatever name she whines about here). I have such a hard time sleeping alone now!” Blah…Blah…blahhhh! If you’re sick and tried of hearing her sniveling crap, then buy her this fine piece of home decor.

I mean, look how happy this woman is:


She’s all snuggled in tight with her half of a boyfriend! She even got all snazzed up for the occasion! There’s no arm pit hair anywhere near her, no bed and covers hogging to worry about (Hey, where the hell are the covers?), and no need to worry about the stubble on her legs! She doesn’t even have to argue over the remote, because all she’s got is half of a stuffed torso…and apparently that’s all she needs.

Fellas, you didn’t think I forgot you, did you? Of course not! They also make a Girlfriend Pillow:


Who needs an actual girlfriend to snuggle with when you can have that? It even has (and I quote)  “two round shaped cushions on the surface that give a breast-like sensation”. You guys can nestle right up in there and go to Dreamland without ever getting bitched at. What’s with the crooked breast-like cushions though? Eh,  who’s going to know, but you, I guess. (Actually, I hope!) Not for nothing, but what’s with the yellow glove the girlfriend pillow is wearing? Yeah, I’m thinking what you’re thinking there…Bring it on down to Creepytown!

Anyway, these two charming pillow cuddling substitutes can be found on Amazon. The Boyfriend Pillow  costs $44.95 and the Girlfriend Pillow costs $29.99…but you can get them as a set for $74.94. (No discount applies there!). I have no idea why the Boyfriend Pillow is so much more expensive than the Girlfriend Pillow is! Sure, he’ s got buttons, but she has two odd, crooked breasts slapped on there! How are his buttons worth so much more than those? (Oh, because needy women will pay any amount of money for some snuggling. Sorry, I forgot!)

So, whether it’s for your needy, whiny friend who hates sleeping alone…or maybe just for you (I’m going to pretend it’s not for you!), hustle it on over to Amazon and get to ordering. Christmas will be here before you know it!

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