Look at what I found on Etsy today…a bunch of Bathroom Fouls! It all started with a piece of bathroom related jewelry that I came across and it just blossomed from there. There was a plethora of bathroom related items to choose from, and I think I picked the cream of the crop. I warn you now that at least one of these is NSFW. Enjoy!
Decorative Toilet Paper…which I never knew there was such a large market for:
I just did…
Just in time for Election Day.
A little something for your favorite medical professional. I’m sure they’ll be thrilled.
Christmas Theme. That’ll keep the kids away from the fireplace, huh?
Klassy with a K.
I don’t recall this being part of the wedding vows…
Not me…and I’ll take a pass on the chocolate.
If you give this as a gift, you may want to have a pen handy for the divorce papers you’ll be signing.
I speak for Yankee fans everywhere when I say none of us want this.
Toilet Bowl Stickers…
If this doesn’t give you stage fright, nothing will.
…And I quote from the seller: “Kind of tiny, isn’t it?”
Spanking the Monkey…yeesh.
Katy Perry is taking over the world.
Wowzers…Mom’s a little sick of saying it, huh?
Toilet Paper Covers:
I could have totally used this in my “Denim Fouls” post.
For the man who likes to say he’s “cutting logs” in there.
Once again, someone takes crocheting too far.
I swear to God, the seller lists this as a “Baby’s 1st Birthday” TP cover.
Sadly, you’ll have to buy your own frame…
Thanks for the anatomy lesson.
Do you really need to tell someone not to get into this stance?
A Star Trek and Uranus joke in one? How clever.
Miscellaneous Bathroom Decor:
The Recycled Wine Bottle Double TP Holder. How chic!
Now you’ll know exactly how long you were in there.
A sculpture inspired by the seller’s son ” who misses the bowl a lot”. Gag.
Bathroom Related Jewelry:
The TP necklace…You’re not getting dates wearing that!
You can’t wear the necklace without the matching earrings!
In silver, for a classy night out.
“Pee and Poo Best Friend Charms. You can each wear half!” Really?!? How do you decide who gets what here?
and finally…Bathroom Greeting Cards:
Oh you funny little Valentine you…
I’m sure Dad will really love that!
So there you have it…a bunch of completely ridiculous bathroom related items I never knew anyone would ever have a need for.
Buying/Displaying/Wearing/Gifting anyone with these Bathroom Fouls…That’s Shitsy! It really, really is!