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Chicken Christmas Sweater



Look at what I found on Etsy today…a homemade crocheted Chicken Christmas Sweater! If you’ve been here before,then you know I have a small fascination with the things people come up with to crotchet. This is one I have never seen before! A Chicken Sweater? With a Christmas theme? Chickens need themed sweaters?!? Am I missing something here?

Now I tried to rationalize this in my mind as I sat and stared at it, but I couldn’t. Do chickens really get that cold? I live at the shore and know basically zero about chickens, but I have my doubts here. (If any of you know differently about this and would like to school me, please do!)  I look at this picture and picture someone ridiculously trying to “wrassle” their chicken into this while it squawks like it’s being killed for Sunday dinner.  Also,I notice this chicken in said sweater is on a table in the house. Is this normal chicken owning behavior?? People let chickens roam free in their homes? They’re not potty trained!!!  If so, why does the chicken even need a sweater? It’s inside where it’s warm, right? Sigh. I don’t get any of this!!

I bet you’re wondering what the top looks like, aren’t you? Well, here you go:

chicken2Apparently it snaps nicely around the chicken’s body for easy on, easy off.

If you’re in the market for a Chicken Christmas Sweater,then hustle on over to Etsy and snap this up because there’s only one in stock.  It retails for $17, which I guess is a good deal. (Truthfully, I have no idea what a Chicken Sweater should cost!)

Maybe this is something someone would like or find useful,but I’d be 100% lying if I said I fit into that category of people(or knew anyone who did), therefore…

Chicken Christmas Sweater…That’s Shitsy!


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Roasted Turkey Crocheted Hat


Are you looking for the perfect hat to keep you warm while looking foodie fashionable? Look no further, my friends! I have found it for you, courtesy of Etsy! Now some of you may be thinking, “Oh great! Today is Thanksgiving!”  True, but if you come from a family that eats turkey on Christmas too, then you’re totally in business…or you could just order one in preparation for next year’s Thanksgiving feast…and you can spend today telling everyone, “Just wait until you see my awesomeness next year!”. That will give everyone something to look forward to, right? (If they’re drinking, they won’t remember, but whatever!)

If you’re interested in this crocheted turkey greatness, then head on over to Etsy, and snap yours up! There’s one for every size head, ranging from 0-3 months to adult-sized for $16. Turkey Hats for everyone!!

**On a serious note, I wish all of you a very Happy Thanksgiving! May both your belly and heart be full today! Whether it is your first time here or you’ve read my blog before, I am thankful that you’ve stopped by! Enjoy your day!


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Happy One Year Blogiversary!


Happy Blogiversary!

Happy Blogiversary!

Happy Blogiversary!

Haaaaaaappy Blogiversary!!!

Yes, today is my one year blogiversary of officially owning “Oh Yes They Did“!  Wow! Time sure does fly by!  In the past year, I have published 140 posts…most of which I am proud of..haha.  I hope all of you have enjoyed the ridiculousness of my blog….minus the couple of sellers that have sent me a little hate mail for featuring their creations.  Thank you so much for your readership, comments, and the fine topics you have sent in to me!! I do hope you will continue to stop by and see what’s new!

Here’s to another year of Unpinteresting Pins, Shitsy Products, What Had Happened Was moments, and Outstanding Obituaries!!



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Uterus and Vagina Crochet Plush


Look at what else I found on Etsy today… A Uterus and Vagina Crochet Plush with Fallopian Tubes, Ovaries, and Vaginal Canal! (I really should just start a separate section on my blog for crocheted nuclear bombs, because I have no problem locating them!)

Now, who exactly do you give this to for Christmas…aside from someone you know who is an OB-GYN? Even then, it’s a bad idea…and any other person you would give this to, I don’t even want to know about.

Here’s what the seller had to say about it:

Vagina, vaginal canal, cervix, uterus, Fallopian tubes and ovaries. Yes, it kind of looks like an alien bunny rabbit. But it’s also cuddly, non-threateningly educational, and hilarious. 

This is where crocheted babies come from.


By the way, you don’t have to buy it as the whole piece either. You can buy the uterus and Fallopian tubes OR the vagina separately…because what if someone doesn’t want the whole thing? How thoughtful on the seller’s part.

If you would like to purchase this item, it’ll run you $32.00 plus $3.00 shipping….unless you just want the uterus/Fallopian tubes combo, which will run you $20.00…OR…just the vagina, which will run you $15.00.  Look at that, you save $3.00 if you buy the combo! Again…thoughtful.

Nothing screams “Merry Christmas” quite like this gift does!

Uterus and Vagina Crochet Plush…That’s Shitsy!


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Crocheted Lingerie

Look at the deal I found on Etsy today…Crocheted Lingerie.

Guys…I speak for all of the ladies when I say NONE OF US want to get this for Christmas. That is such a disaster that you may go on a “dry spell” for quite a while if you give this to your lady as a present!

What the hell is even going on there? The top bra parts are supposed to be Christmas trees. That bottom piece is supposed to be a wrapped present…a very poorly wrapped present. That may be one of the worst merkins I have ever seen. (If you don’t know what a merkin is, google it.) It’s all crooked and sloppy looking…not to mention how incredibly itchy that has got to be. It has potential to be the gift that keeps on giving with the rash one may receive from  wearing that, even for a few minutes. If you want to to do some “unwrapping” on Christmas night, you might want to get something nicer…which would be basically anything other than this crocheted disaster.

You men have been warned…however, if you still think this is something you’d like to buy for your lady (I’m telling you, she will HATE this!), you can scoot on over to Etsy and pay $20.00 for it. You don’t even have to pay shipping…that should tell you something right there, huh? By the way, she only has one in stock, so you really may want to think about whether or not this would even fit your lady. It can only be worse for you if she tries to put this on , and it doesn’t fit! If you make your lady feel un-sexy, I can guarantee that “dry spell” will last even longer than previously predicted.

Do what you will, but don’t act shocked when your lady makes “the face” and then says a few very un-Christmas-like phrases to you if this is what she gets to unwrap on Christmas morning…and for God’s sake ..don’t give it to her in front of the kids!

Crocheted Lingerie…That’s Shitsy! (and likely incredibly itchy)


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The Biggest Crocheted Earrings Ever

Look at what I found on Etsy today…A pair of “The Bigger, The Better Rosebud Earrings”.  Oh Yes She Did.

Girl, you know you can’t go out to the club tonight wearing those same old rosebud earrings every other trick’s wearing! You gotta stand out! You need a pair of earrings that are so big, people will think you have Christmas ornaments dangling off your earlobes! Luckily they are crocheted  so they’ll be nice and soft when they are smacking up against your neck while you’re gettin’ dirty on the dance floor. Luckily they are assembled on fish hook ear wire, so if you need to throw down with another bitch because she’s been eyeballin’ your man, you won’t have to waste a lot of time taking these off by fumbling with a clasp or anything. They’ll just slide right out of your ears, and you can get down to business.

These babies retail for $35.oo plus another $2.50 for shipping. That’s a whole lotta earring for $35.00. Wear ’em proud, girl…wear ’em proud.

The Bigger, The Better Rosebud Earrings…That’s Shitsy.


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Opa Slippers (AKA Hubby Slippers)

*Sorry the picture is so small. It’s the best I could do with this one.

Look at what I found on both Craftsy and Etsy today…Crocheted Opa Slippers (AKA Hubby Slippers).  Actually what I found was a pattern to make said slippers that can be bought for $5.50, so you can make these bad boys all by yourself.

I’m going to keep this one short and sweet. If you are a man and wear these slippers, you need to trade in that XY chromosome you have and your male carrying card, because other men will disown you from their club. I don’t care if your wife made these Hubby Slippers for you. You wearing these nullifies any manly thing you have done in the last year or so. I will give a pass to anyone over 80 years old though… because if you make it past 80 you can wear any damn thing you want. You’ve earned that right. Plus your feet are probably cold. Otherwise, they’re a giant no-go.

Opa/Hubby Slippers…That’s Shitsy!

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Cat Toy Tampon


Look at what I found on Etsy today under weird pet toys…a Cat Toy Tampon with Catnip. Well, they did get the weird part.

Here’s what the seller had to say about it:

Now aunt Flo can visit your cat every day.
Make every day that play time of the month.
PMS = playful meow syndrome.
Your cat may hate water but I bet it will love the red tide.

I have to say that I might be rendered speechless if I went to someone’s house and saw their cat playing with this, but in reading people’s comments (My fave being “bloody cute!”) I believe that is the purpose of it.  She seems to have sold quite a few, so apparently there is a market for this. If you want one, there are five in stock, and they retail for $10.00 each. I’ll have to pass.

Cat Toy Tampon…That’s Shitsy!



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Breast Feeding Hat

Here’s another Pinterest/Etsy Mash-up…The Breast Feeding Hat. Now, let me just say this…I think breast feeding is one of the most beautiful and natural things in the world. Some people get all fired up over the issue, like should it be done in private or in public? I have to tell you that I personally don’t care where you do it, however do you really need to put this hat on your baby? We get it. You are breastfeeding your child. On the other side of your child’s head is your boob. We know.

I’m not even going to dub this Unpinteresting or call it Shitsy, I’m just going to say this…If you take a picture like this, and the neighborhood kids call your child “Tits McGee” throughout his/her childhood, you only have yourself to blame.

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Crocheted Olympic Torch & Rings


Look at what I found on Etsy today…a crocheted Olympic Torch and Olympic Rings! What better item to post on the night of the Opening Ceremonies? Once again, I can say that people truly will  crochet anything and everything.

Some people get really into the Olympics. I’m one of them. I watch as many events as possible, even if it’s an event I’m not normally interested in because I just love the spirit of it all. However, I am not so into it that I would ever want to own either of these items.

What the heck are you going to do with those? Are you going to have you and your family/friends do your own version of the torch run into your living room? Are you going to light a pretend Olympic cauldron? (OMG, someone totally needs to crochet one of those!) The seller states the rings cannot stand up, so you have to prop them against something or lay them flat. Oh, that’s fun.  I guess that’s why the seller chose to display this picture of them laying in a plant. I cannot be the only person who thinks that makes an odd way of displaying them.

Crocheted Olympic Torch and Rings…as much as it pains me to say it because I sure do love the Olympics…That’s Shitsy!


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